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I’ve written a few romantic poems (surprising even myself with some of these powerful rhymes!). Feel free to use these or to pass on to loved ones.
Some beers are red,
But few are blue,
I’m opening a bottle,
I’ll pour some for you too.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Beer makes me very happy,
Especially awesome double IPAs.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Beer is my favourite thing,
Except when it makes me fall over.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Beer is a wonderful drink,
Which is why I write these lovely links.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Beer is made with malt and hops,
And you can buy it from the shops.
And I thought you'd gone soft when you posted about jasmine tea...
ReplyDeleteWhen you replace Wendy Cope you’ll have to ask for your stipend in beer instead of sherry
ReplyDeleteLove beer, just don't put your knob in it.
ReplyDeleteFor fuck's sake!
ReplyDeleteDon't give up the day job.
ReplyDeleteLOL at the poem - but ace photo!
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